Our commercials · The Timeless Classics Collection · Spot D
Can I find out the price before I get care?
The real answer
Every price your plan pays an in-network doctor or hospital is a contract rate the plan must publish under federal law, in files anyone may read. Provern reads those files, so the price is not a secret: it is a public record.
The words on screen
- THE PSYCHIC / PRICE HOTLINE
- Our psychics can see your future.
- Not your bill.
The fine print, in full
Standard Healthcare is a parody. No real company is depicted. Psychic readings are not a guarantee of future prices. Neither is your plan.
CALL NOW!* *For entertainment purposes only. So is your Explanation of Benefits.