Bronze Basket
The lowest monthly membership. You will make up the difference at the door.
Compare Bronze BasketThe lowest monthly membership. You will make up the difference at the door.
Compare Bronze BasketA middle membership, a middle cover charge, and a middle amount to spend before we start paying.
Compare Silver CartOur highest monthly membership, for shoppers who would like to be surprised less often.
Compare Gold PantryYou do not choose your plan. It is assigned from who you are. Find out which doors open for you.
Don’t worry, because we don’t.

Forty hours a week. The cover charge at the door. A price never seen, which we set, in a file no one can open. Just smart enough to do the paperwork. We push the rest. Never calls.

Up at two with a fever, on hold at nine for permission to buy milk. The milk is on the belt. The permission is six weeks out. She is managing. So are we.

Grandma is on a boat. Her plan is on hold until she is back on land, in network. Your 401(k)? We have that too. Coming soon.
Pushing patients like paper. It’s what we do.
Items are priced individually for you and your store. Prices are not shown at the register; ask, and the cashier may tell you, or wait 6 weeks or longer for your Explanation of Groceries.
We want every member to have the finest, freshest, most abundant milk there is. We do not own the store.
Federal law requires us to give you an estimate before you shop. Our estimate tool meets that requirement.
Read how it all works, or preview your Explanation of Groceries, which arrives six weeks after you shop.
First time buying groceries? Here is how.

We set the price of groceries at every store in your network, and we show it at none of them. A store outside the network never agreed to our prices, so we pay it the least.
Paying a store the least makes your share the smallest. We noticed this some time ago. It is not in the brochure.
Our commercials, made by Provern Productions. The newest are the ads our agency made that we did not approve.
Thank you for choosing Standard Healthcare.