Your plan is who you are

You do not choose your plan. It is assigned from who you are.

• You turned 26 today. Your milk was on your parent’s plan.
• You took an extra shift. You no longer qualify for meat.
• Your income is below the line. Federal law requires us to provide meat at a standard price for people like you; at that price, only your meat is frozen. You will learn the price 6 weeks or longer after you eat it, and there is no other option.
• You are 65. Federal law requires us to provide milk at a standard price for people like you; at that price, only your milk is past its date. You will learn the price 6 weeks or longer after you drink it, and there is no other option.
• You left your job. You may keep your vegetables for 18 months, at the full price.
• Your plan and your spouse’s plan both cover cheese. Each says the other pays first.
• Fruit is covered at 12 stores. 4 of them exist.
• Bread is covered after you buy 5,000 bread.
• Cheese is covered after you have tried milk and it did not work.
• You bought milk at an in-network store. The cashier was out of network.
• Your meat was approved. After you ate it, it was denied.
• Your bread was denied. Reason code 197.